Description
Sexy Knives for Sexy People
Look, it is not wrong, is it? Lets be honest, if you own one of my knives you deserve to have this patch.
Sexy Knives for Sexy People is the second patch in the new Selfe Made Knives range, and arguably the one with the most to say. Bold bubblegum pink lettering on the top, sky blue on the bottom, all raised PVC on a black background with a white cloud-shaped border. It is loud, it’s cheerful, and it will absolutely make people stop and read it.
I commissioned these patches with complete sincerity. Every Selfe Made knife that leaves my workshop ships with one of these (either this one, or one of the Stars, it’s completely random and you get what you get, unless I know you already have one from a previous order) tucked into the care package, alongside a care card, sticker and business card. Because spending proper money on a handmade knife should come with a little something that makes you smile when you open the box.
It’s bold bubblegum pink and blue lettering on black, raised PVC detail, white velcro backing. 2.5 inches of something that will make people either laugh immediately or ask where you got it. Usually both, in that order.
Bag. Jacket. Chef’s apron. Knife roll. Tool box. Wherever it ends up, it will start a conversation. Probably a good one. White velcro backing. Diameter 2.5 inches.
Also available here on its own for those of you who saw one in the wild, Googled it, and ended up on this page. Welcome. You have excellent taste.
No knife purchase required. No justification needed either, just stick it in your basket. Add this to a knife order to guarantee that you get one, and a random other patch will be added to your order as your free patch.
